Toyota Prius

We don’t usually talk about boring cars like the Toyota Prius, for obvious reasons. However, when I saw the rear end of a new Prius I thought, wow, I didn’t think the styling could get worse than it was. Then I saw the front and I just kept yelling, “my eyes, my eyes!”

Some things cannot be unseen, and the image was burned into my eye sockets causing me great physical pain. The redesigned front looks like a monster in a Godzilla movie that was based on a catfish. At nights I have nightmares of it as if I had eaten bad sushi.